My jokes

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

My ex.

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

My name is Giselle.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!

Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.