My jokes

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

My parents love me.

When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

My name says it all.

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

My username good.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.