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What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.