My jokes

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Say "crack my finger" backwards.

My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."