How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you blockhead! You think you're clever, huh? You're telling a joke about Minecraft. You use a wooden sword on your brother, but he snitches with a diamond sword. Now your dad's gonna hit you with a Warden Punch, which is super strong. Get it? Your joke ain't even funny.
fuck society
Sounds about right