Visa jokes
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
I am crying tears of joy rn.π I was wrongfully denied my visa. β οΈ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" π. I was right guys β π«
A teacher asks her class, βWhat do you want to be when you grow up?β Little Johnny says βI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.β
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. βAnd you, Susie?β the teacher asks. Susie says βI wanna be Johnnyβs b*tch.β
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
what is the fastest country? iran.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.