Visa jokes
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
A teacher asks her class, βWhat do you want to be when you grow up?β Little Johnny says βI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.β
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. βAnd you, Susie?β the teacher asks. Susie says βI wanna be Johnnyβs b*tch.β
I am crying tears of joy rn.π I was wrongfully denied my visa. β οΈ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" π. I was right guys β π«
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
kiibati orojo?
When the card declines on child insurance.
ISI?
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!