My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Carlos the cheater
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Carlos took three days to move on because he was already cheating. Meaning he was already emotionally detached. That's why he didn't need much time to get over his previous relationship. I bet you still use training wheels.