Hot Wheels Rescue Mission

  • My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

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    Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You think this is funny? A disabled dude, right? He saves orphan kids from a fire. But get this: his wheelchair's on fire, so the kids call him "Hot Wheels." Geddit? 'Cause his wheels are hot. You probably trip over your own feet, don't you?

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