My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Hot Wheels Rescue Mission
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You think this is funny? A disabled dude, right? He saves orphan kids from a fire. But get this: his wheelchair's on fire, so the kids call him "Hot Wheels." Geddit? 'Cause his wheels are hot. You probably trip over your own feet, don't you?
Depresso_Espresso
are you a girl or boy?