My jokes
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.