Muslim

Muslim Jokes

Trench Coat

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

Diarrhea

How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

Phrase

The phrase โ€œMuslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they canโ€™t even expose their legsโ€ has two meanings.

Word

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

Religion

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

Rape

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenโ€™t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ