Muslim jokes

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

Muslim furries like goats.

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿