Muslim jokes

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.

How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.