Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
Muslims Don't need weed they've got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned
What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
Your the bomb a complement in the USA A argument In The Middle East
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
Why are Muslims terrible at football ? •because every time they have a corner they build a shop
What do you get when u cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag A sad news story
how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Muslim furries like goats
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
