Muslim jokes
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
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Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.