Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
