Muslim jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims? It blows itself up!!
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.