There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
my dad died in 911 he was a Muslim pilot
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
what did the priest say to the muslim. wzaa
