Clash of Clans jokes
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Dongs in a wait
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
