Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Kermit the Frog Jokes
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
