Muslim jokes
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Muslim furries like goats.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.