Muslim jokes
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Muslim furries like goats.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.