Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems
(Said in a Scottish accent). Amaffmaheed
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? 😁
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
What do you call a Muslim bee? Habibee
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
Your the bomb a complement in the USA A argument In The Middle East
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
What do you get when u cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag A sad news story
how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings