If I had to rate the attack on the twin towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Theres no smoke or fire without a muslim
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on people look at him and think... Aw fuck
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight year old girl then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture and train her as a suicide bomber
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? 😁
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems
(Said in a Scottish accent). Amaffmaheed
What do you call a Muslim bee? Habibee
Girl you must be a muslim because you are da bomb
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings
3 men walk up to indans, one american,one muslim, and one african american, the indans say were all ganna kill you. one of the men ask why. The indan says so we can use your skin to make kyanks. He also says yall decide how you die.The mysim says i want to drown, so they drown him.African american says shoot me.And the american grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, i mean everywhere. the indan said whats the point of this and the american says f**k your kyanks.
