Muslim jokes
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
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How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.