The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? š
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
I played Clash of Clans and when I requested troops, all i got were some muslim wall breakers.
What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
If I had to rate the attack on the twin towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a Muslim bee? Habibee
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
The phrase āMuslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they canāt even expose their legsā has two meanings
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
