The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
