Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
