Muslim jokes
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims? It blows itself up!!
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.