Music jokes
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.