Music jokes
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.