Music jokes
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.