Music jokes
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?