Music jokes
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
Make like a drum and beat it!
I have a trombone.