Music jokes
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
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Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.