RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of google search results
how do you make a cat say woof? you cover it in petrol and light a match.
i killed a man in 94
Abortion isn't murder. it's backspacing a typo.
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
what did jeff dahmer say to the gays? get over here and let me give you so much anial to where you die DADDY! UWU!
An old man and a child are walking into the woods, suddenly they stop "Mister," the child says, "I'm scared l, these woods are dark and creepy..." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve? Answer; Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
