How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
