[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
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4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
what do you call a group of emos... the suicide squad
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one. "
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
