What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
"Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one. "
DO YOU HAVE A HALO,CAUSE I CAN GIVE YOU ONE
how do you make a cat say woof? you cover it in petrol and light a match.
I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
When I was acting up, my mother used to tell me, "I brought you into this world, and I will take you out. I gave you life, and I can also take it." So my son was acting up and talking back to me. Now I'm being charged with murder. I don't understand. I thought it was okay to kill your own kids.
what’s the difference between the baby i just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
