When I was acting up, my mother used to tell me, "I brought you into this world, and I will take you out. I gave you life, and I can also take it." So my son was acting up and talking back to me. Now I'm being charged with murder. I don't understand. I thought it was okay to kill your own kids.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group
I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
what do you call a group of emos... the suicide squad
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of google search results
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Knock knock “ who’s there?” knife “knife, who” how are you still alive? I just stabbed you.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan
Man: I'm here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that's me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you're hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This... This is a photography job right? Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.