what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
how did the lesbian die? homocide
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
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When I’m bored I text a random number “I hid the body... now what”
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
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Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
Do [or "Oh, do"] you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes [or "Oh, yes"], I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
what’s the difference between the baby i just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
