Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
why do orphans play GTA so much?
because they can be wanted for once
"Sticks and stones break my bones." a crowbar does it so much quicker
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses, she missed very much.
She told her "Hey, long time no see."
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
why do orphans play GTA5 so much
So they could be wanted
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him ... everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market ... they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry
