Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Much Jokes
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
