what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended
FRIEND not so much " dude im blocking you!" sended
Lonly orphan " :( sended
i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much
deez nuts can we get much higher boioioioing boioioioing my name jeffarabic nokia ringtone bingchungus wholesome 100 everyone liked that keanu reaves chungus ugandan knuckles youtube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month
Hehehehehe
My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke
I love not much
How much cum does a gay guy have
An ass loaded
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription? Other: Whats snoo? You: Not much how 'bout you?
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much? Nose-less
My friend asked me: Friend: How much is your body worth? Me: 1 million. Friend: 1 million dollars?! Me: No. 1 million kilograms. Friend: Oh.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!!
I'm happy that i named my dog i know what you did. Its funny to see how much people get scared when i call him.
