Why Did The Orphans Like Church So Much? So They Had Someone To Call Father.......
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
how much pussy does a preist get nun
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe
I DIDNT FART MY ASS LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!
Why do French like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Quote for the day
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”
Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen
:)
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What where your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
