Much jokes
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."