Much jokes

Pi

    • The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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    • Orphan

    • A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"

    Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.

    The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."

    Rope

    • I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

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    • Much memes

    Morning

    • This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

    I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

    So I did...

    I don't remember much after that.

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    • Potential

    • A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

    He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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    • Life Support

    • My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*

    Bathroom scale

    • - Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.

    - Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.

    - Oh...that might actually be even easier.

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    • Money

    • Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?

    Because they are really good at saving.

    Orphan

    • Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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