Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.
An eight year old girl struggles to breath as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes he pulls his cock out of her mouth and she can breathe much better.
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
emo girls be like ho much am i worth. girl scan the code on your wrist
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
why does a orphan like church so much, so he ca call someone father
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
