Much jokes

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"