Move jokes
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"