Move

Move Jokes

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

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