Yo mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he asked her to move out of the way
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
how did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing! haha
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. what am I?
answer: a stamp
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
What is always moving but we never see it walk? TIME HAHAHAHAHA
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
