One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
