School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
How fast does 173 move? Breakneck speeds!
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address
You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”
I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Tell me a joke about my hairline no because he don't got one feel like Donald Trump it don't move
i heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains but faith cannot move your receding hairline
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
Q. How do you know when Putin is lying ? A. His lips move
