Dance move jokes

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.

What is a cow's favorite dance move?

The milkshake.

What's a booty's favorite dance move?

THE BUM BOUNCE!

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.