My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
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My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Life's too short to want it.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
