Mortality

Mortality Jokes

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.

Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-