People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
Where are people sent to die
rosshall academy
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
People want to be nice to each other, because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead yet!"
"But we're not there yet."
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.