Chocolates and Life Expectancy

Listen here, you joke-telling simpleton. You think that's funny, do ya? Well, you are the kind of person who thinks being fat is funny. Did you know that obesity can reduce a person's lifespan? Well, here you go. You took a metaphor about chocolate and slapped a morbid twist on it, making a joke out of someone's potential demise. You are a meanie. The humor comes from the unexpected dark turn. It's not funny, you bozo. Go sit in a corner.