People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.