Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Mortality Jokes
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
You are so ugly my man died.
Suicide is population control, republished.
