Mortality jokes
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.