What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb
Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls
you play gatcha life more like go get a life
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
