Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. đ
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
Whatâs the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don't see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
Incest. When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
Iâve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
Lil Jimmy:hey doc Doctor:hi sorry but I canât see u any more Lil Jimmy:why Doctor: because Lil Jimmy Iâm a family doctor your an orphan Lil Jimmy:đđđđ
