Mores jokes

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

911, what's your emergency?

Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.

Well, it's not a living room anymore.

Me: Hangs up.

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

A milk dud 😂

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?

Russian malls.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"