How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.