Mores jokes

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More than two boot branches.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

The Golden State? More like your mum's state...

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

"Time"? More like waiting.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

Why is there more water than water, because water is water.