Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,
"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb
Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
you play gatcha life more like go get a life
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
