Money jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
money + money = MONEY
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.