Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel a one penny in his pocket? He had a 6 cents of humor.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Why did the orphan play Monopoly to at least get some money #fake
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
The orphan had to earn money because he didn't have parents to give him/her and allowance...
What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face
why do Pepole have a all of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time
My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
I gave an emo kid money He gave me the great depresson
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
One day my mom told me not to be an acter i said but mommy i will make alot of money!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women..
