I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank!
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo is a hobo remember he doesn’t have any money
Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee, The man said coffee was only a quarter, I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask it.
one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
Time for a Terraria joke
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb
The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.
