Momma jokes
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.