Momma jokes
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.