Ya momma is sus.
Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
