Momma jokes
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Your momma! OHHHHH!
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?