Momma jokes
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Ya momma is sus.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.