Momma jokes
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.