Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your momma!
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Ya momma is sus.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Momma?
Momma who? Big momma!
YO MOMMA SO FAKE EVEN BARBIE GOT JEALOUS OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said "you're not that wealthy" and she went to a doctor.
Your momma so fat when she asked for a water bed . she go t a concrete bed.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
