Momma jokes
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Yo momma!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Your momma!
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.