Momma

Momma jokes

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Contest

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Abortion

When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!

Food

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

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  • Wi-Fi

    Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

    Penny

    Yo momma is like a penny...

    Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!