Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Your momma!
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Ya momma is sus.
