Momma jokes
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Yo momma!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Your momma!