Momma jokes
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.