Momma jokes
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Your momma!
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."