Momma jokes
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Stressed Out - By - Twenty One Pilots and watersharky Music Productions - I wish I found some better sounds No one's ever heard. I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words. I wish I found some chords In an order that is new. I wish I didn't have to rhyme Every time I sang.
I was told when I get older All my fears would shrink. But now I'm insecure And I care what people think. My name's Blurryface and I care what you think. My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out We're stressed out
Sometimes a certain smell will Take me back to when I was young How come I'm never able to identify Where it's coming from? I'd make a candle out of it If I ever found it Try to sell it, never sell out of it I'd probably only sell one. It'd be to my brother, cause we have the same nose Same clothes, home grown The stone's throw from a creek we used to roam But it would remind us of when Nothing really mattered Out of student loans and tree house homes We all would take the latter My name's Blurryface and I care what you think My name's Blurryface and I care what you think
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out
Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face singing "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face singing "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out
We used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face saying "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.