Momma jokes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Joe Mama!
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.