Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Momma Jokes
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Joe Mama!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo momma's an AISH worker.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo momma!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
