Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!!!
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
imma destroy yo momma's cunt just like I destroyed that tastykake
Yo mommas so fat it takes her 1000000 hours on the toilet.
Joe momma is called that because it means your a mistake
Your momma is so fat she don't need wifi she is already world wide
Yo momma like a penny.. -two faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Your momma
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
your momma so nasty she sucked your daddy dick and kissed you good night
You’re momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like I’m ganna see it’s name and where it lives so I did then...it’s name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
ur momma is so fat, the whole earth falls down to 100000000ft
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free
You momma's so fat she farted in bed and blew the covers off
Yo momma so fat she farts out volcanoes.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Momma?
Momma who? Big momma!
