Momma jokes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo momma so fat!
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Joe Mama!