Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
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Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
Yo momma like a penny.. -two faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
