Mom jokes

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"