Mom jokes

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.

"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.