Mom jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.