Mom Jokes

Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me

Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich

Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

The other day my brother hit me I yelled for mom no one responded.

Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.

When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?

What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

LITTLE JOHHNY WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND ASKING HIS PARENTS MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSSBREED A BULLDOG AND SHITZU. THE MOTHER AND FATHER SHRUGS AND SAYS WE HAV NO IDEA JOHNNY WHAT DO U GET AND LITTLE JOHHNY REPLIES YOU GET A BULLSHIT

Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?

Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: excuse me?

Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there

your hairline bent like the realetionship with your mom and dad

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.