Mom jokes
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Your mom.
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If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."