Mom

Mom jokes

Fridge

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Actor

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

Time

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Scale

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Memes

Bed

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Dentist

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Father

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?