Mom Jokes

Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅

What does ATM stand for........

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom

😂🤣

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying

knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.

Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it

I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her

when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;

My mom told me ̈YOU SON OF A B!TCH. ̈ i told her ̈i may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch ̈. she hated me forever.

What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”

my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont

What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?

They’re both in my bed